Wednesday, January 8, 2014

New Girl: ‘Clavado En Un Bar’

In its first episode back from the midseason break, New Girl delivered in a flash-back heavy episode which hit a perfect balance of laughs and sweetness. The premise is a simple one that almost every person deals with at some point in their life, at least several times: what do I want to be?

The specific dilemma put forth in front of Jess is to either remain a teacher, her dream job, for a vastly underfunded school, or to take a job at the Children’s Museum which would not only pay more but bring less stress to her life. Luckily for Jess Day, and us, she has several people in her life willing to chime in with their own suggestions and give her some insight into when they dealt with a similar scenario.

With a mere nineteen minutes before her friend calls to ask for a decision, Winston is first to explain the decision making process, or what turns out to be a lack-there-of in his case. After being gifted a basketball from birth, Winston’s whole life was centered on developing his basketball career. Clearly this was never the right path for him as he is the ninth man off the bench for the eighth best team in Latvia before getting traded to the outdoor, inclined league. This definitely gives us some insight as to why Winston is crazy person since he’s never actually made a real decision of his own.

Schmidt takes a stab at some advice next, and we find out his rise to douchiness started when he was a simple volunteer candy striper. The story is very Barney Stinson-esque since he sees a successful guy in a suit get the girl, thrusting him into the cutthroat world of marketing. His first stop is to the Christmas tree farm (cue ‘Gangsta Paradise’) where he meets his mentor Old Man McQue. McQue, unfortunately wasn’t in Schmidt’s life for long: “in the words of the late, great Sir Billy Joel: only the good die young.” But before he goes he does impart the wisdom of that “the reward is in the destination, not in the journey.” So Schmidt’s advice to Jess is to follow the money.

Coach is able to chime in with a quick tip of his own, to follow your passion. We find out how he first got his nickname of “Coach” and that his real name is Ernie.

The Nick story was a little more personal and did a great job of building the Nick/Jess relationship. Nick reveals how much he disliked law school until he found a great place to study, the very bar they find him tending today. Eventually he shows Jess that he actually ended passing the bar but he could tell that he would enjoy his life a lot more if he followed his true calling. On top of that, Cece recaps to Jess to Jess the first time they met and how Jess was able to “teach” her how to read even without her glasses. It was a great showcase for the girls who haven’t had much screen time together this season and it’s enough of persuasion to push Jess into making the decision to remain a teacher.

Not only a great premiere but also sets up some storied for the rest of the season. This gives Cece an opportunity to interact with Nick which has really yet to happen, assuming she ends up sticking around as a fellow bartender. Also, Winston decides to quit his job and to finally start making some decisions of his own, maybe we‘ll start getting some real Winston plotlines for once.

Other moments of note:
  • Brian Posehn guest staring as the science teacher who has to share his classroom with Jess was hilarious. I could listen to awkwardly list anything, especially all the different types of people who are “anti-future”.
  • “Sick people wanted me, dying people wanted to be me.” – Schmidt describing his time as a Candy Striper.
  • “We had an ethnic, gay bully.” – Jess
  • “We’re not the only ones looking for him. So is the FBI.” – Schmidt reading the information of Jess’ first student.
  • “Lady she’s still got one minute!” – Coach accidentally yelling at a butt-dial from Jess’ Mom. Probably my favorite Coach line so far.
  •  “I call it tea water.” – Nick on his concoction of putting a tea bag in water.


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